Oh for the love of special sauce. A study in the UK has revealed that not one, not two but EVERY single McDonalds touchscreen menu they tested had faecal matter on it. In one case, they found the potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria. If you think about it, this was always going to happen. Just place the study on top of the pile below hotel TV remotes, escalator handrails and airline touchscreens. Thanks people, we are one touch away from potential death. WASH YOUR FRIGGIN HANDS, please.
Tag Archives: mcdonalds
Would You Like Fries With That?
Filed under Friggin Gross, Thanks For Nothing
Best Break In
This is just pure dumbass gold. A woman squeezes through a McDonald’s drive thru window and well…just watch. It is rivetting, especially her lame attempt to hide her idenity.
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Not Lovin It
A Ronald McDonald statue was unceremoniously escorted out of the Huadu commerce area by the Chinese enforcement officers because he was blocking foot traffic. The officers ripped poor Ronald off his base, leaving behind his big red shoes, after telling the Maccas staff if they “accept the punishment, they can have their statue back.” As if. Word on the streets is Colonel Sanders was behind it!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
McUnhappy Meal
I’m guessing the worse thing about assaulting your wife with a McChicken burger is that it will be on your permanent record. The Des Moine dude claimed he chucked the offending burger at his pregnant wife because he hates them. Hmm, but when police arrived at their house the wife , who was covered in mayonnaise, claimed her hubby had smashed it in her face.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing
Simple Things In Life …. Will Cost You
If a group of hecklers in the Bronx start mocking your mom’s singing, please don’t fight with them, they could shoot you in the head. Oh and while we are at it, you might want to think twice about refusing to buy a Florida woman a Mcflurry (ice cream) at Maccas. Yep, odds are she’s gonna just pour alcohol and petrol over your car and light it …. woof!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
You Just Can’t Win
What is the world coming to? Evidently a court-appointed psychiatrist told a judge during a custody hearing that a man was an unfit parent because …wait for it …he refused to take his son to McDonald’s. Evidently his 4 year old chucked a hissing fit during a visitation when he was told he could go to any restaurant except Maccas for dinner. When the snowflake refused all other options, he was put to bed without dinner. As a result he was deemed unfit and is now Mcsuing.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
McDouble Trouble
You go to McDonalds and order 7 McDoubles but when you get to your truck and discover you only have 6 what do you do? Well, most people would just roll their eyes and mutter dumbasses, but not our dude in Georgia. He confronted the staff who in turn gave him “attitude” so he dialled 911 on them. Oh yes he did. Hmm, unfortunately instead of the police reprimanding the staff for their inability to count, the cops threw him jail overnight for misusing the emergency number. Oh for crying out loud, the dude just wanted “to be treated like a person with respect.”
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, Whoops!
Humiliation Is Complete
An Irishman in Cork decided to see if he could fit into a toddlers high chair at a McDonalds. The answer was pretty much NO, after it took three cops to extract him from it.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!
Another Useless Emergency Call
A rather peeved Scottish man rang 999 (911 equivilent) claiming that the staff at an Edinburgh McDonalds store had ignored him, so he had jumped into his car , driven to the drive-thru window and proceeded to hold up the queue. Needless to say the dispatcher asked him for a McFeast and fries. OK, no she didn’t.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
New Touchdown Jesus Gets Stuck At McDonald’s Drive Thru
The new 50ft “Touchdown” Jesus statue got wedged in a McDonald’s drive thru in Wapakoneta on its way to the church in Monroe. Seems the outstretched arm of Jesus came into contact with the Ronald McDonald statue and became lodged between the drive thru window and McDonaldland Playland. One of the staff told reporters “It was the loudest, craziest, most disturbing thing I have ever seen,” ….“One minute I’m typing an order into the computer, the next minute there is a thunderous noise, the building shakes, and the face of Jesus is pressed staring at me through my drive thru window. I’m going to have nightmares.” Meanwhile the red faced driver said he was convinced he could get his truck around the tight turns to get his fries. Authorities are yet to work out how they are going to get Jesus unstuck. Hmm, the original Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning and now this one has been McScrewed. Kinda makes you think Jesus doesn’t like football.
Psst Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
