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Mel Gibson’s Passion of The Jew

Oi,oi. oi, can I have a plate of ironic and hold the matza balls, Mel Gibson is making a Jewish movie. I know, crazy right? Seems he’s been secretly working on it for 10 years. It’s about Judah Maccabee , a Jewish warrior who was swinging his sword 200 years before Christ.

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The Art Of War

How many lawyers does it take to screw a famous Hollywood actor and director? Hmm, 39 (and counting) it seems. That’s how many Mel Gibson’s ex, Oksana Grigorieva, has hired thus far. Oh and 18 of the 39 have already submitted more than $1million in bills to the court, expecting Gibson to cough up. Good luck with that honey.

Psst She obviously isn’t making much money from  her music!!!

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Rumor Mill Roundup

Snooki has been arrested, Montag and Pratt call it quits, Sarah Palin might not be getting a son-in-law anytime soon (Levi’s rumored to have knocked up his ex-girlfriend. Awkward), judges fall like ten pins on American Idol, Leo DiCaprio pulls out of a Mel Gibson movie, Clooney’s squeeze in cocaine scandal and FFS Carla Bruni-Sarkozy-French-Presidents-wife it was a friggin cameo it shouldn’t take 5 hours and 25 takes to complete a Woody Allen scene.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

OK, here’s a run down of this weeks thrills and spills. Pink kaboomed 8ft off the stage onto a steel barrier after a harness malfunction (she claims the barricade is now her bitch). John Stamos side stepped another potential drama after an extortion plot involving some compromising photos was dealt with swiftly by police. Lindsay’s off to rehab (yes she is, no she isn’t, yes sh…oh who cares), Mels in therapy,Kelly Osbourne is back on the dating scene (this time trying to avoid a cheater), Levi and Bristol are engaged and negotiating reality show deals, Penelope Cruz and the dude who played the nastiest little serial killer with a tank of compressed air you’ll ever see just got hitched, Rip Torn used a life line and got off some serious bank robbery charges.  Wesley Snipes goes into the big house IRS 1, Snipes 0. Oh and Joran van der Sloot is still rotting away in a Peruvian jail.

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Hands Up Who’s Over Mel Gibson?

Yes, are we totally over Mel Norman Bates Gibson yet? Hmm, me too, but here is his latest rant if anyone is interested. Sheez, I would have been out of there like a friggin squirrel on Red Bull if someone spoke to me like that. Which makes you wonder what sort of person would tolerate it? Sleeping with the enemy huh?

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Mel Gibson Rant

Surprise, surprise, it didn’t take long for the tape of Mel Gibson’s rant with ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva to hit YouTube. What, you haven’t heard it? Sheez, here is the dance remix version of it.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Yes, it’s that time of the week again, the good, the bad and the ugly. Britain’s Got malaria, OK no, just Cheryl Cole (should have used insect repellent darl), Dannii Minogue (the unfortunate sister) popped out a baby boy after 11 hour homebirth failure, no one wants to do lunch with Mel no more, while 10,000 inmates want to do more than lunch with Lindsay. Megan Fox is off the market while Charlie Sheen is still plea bargaining and Melissa Etheridge is trying desperately to discredit Tammy Lynn’s poor use of the English language (hmm, there are only so many ways to say “I hate you” in poetry).LeBron James has upset even god, Justin Beiber is linked to porn  and to end the week Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer has quit.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Poker Face? Photo Vogue Japan

Sheez, who’d want to be the racist, womanizing, girlfriend bashing Mel Gibson this week? Psst, did she really lose some teeth? Seems the big D is rife in Hollywood this week, Tiger should be a free but poorer man tomorrow and Frasier has also been shown the door by his real Hollywood housewife. OMG, did anyone see the vid of Gary Coleman’s donger? Forget the rumors about men with small feet!!!!Britney gets dobbed in by her bodyguard for belt whipping her kid, Amanda Byrnes retires from acting at the ripe old age of 24, British actor becomes the new Spiderman/Peter Parker, and finally is that Lady Gaga? Rumor has it she has posed as a man in the Japan Vogue.

Psst Oh, for goodness sakes you dirty minded Loons, quit searching for the Coleman vid, it’s here at Klister.com Gosh!!!!!

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Mad Mel

Braveheart has turned a little chicken shit. Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against the ex, Oksana Grigorieva the mother of his 8th child.I guess he still doesn’t know what women want!

UPDATE :
Hmm, seems it was Oksana who filed a restraining order against Mad Max first, accusing him of being “extremely violent” towards her. It was only then did Mel get a restraining order on her to keep her from blabbing to the media. Sounds pretty Apocalypto.

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Hollywood’s Life Sentences

Gosh, Hollywood is in shock today. Two of their own are in big trouble, one is looking down the barrel (no pun intended Phil) of a life sentence and the other is likely to be getting out of a life sentence. I am talking about Phil Spector and Mel Gibson. Phil “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'” Spector has been found guilty of second degree murder of actress Lana Clarkson who had her face blown off after being picked up by Spector at  The House of Blues nightclub in 2003. The 5 month “media were totally over it” retrial ended in a unanimous ” you are one piece of nasty work” decision. Hmm, that whole “no wigs” policy in jail is really gonna  suck.
Whoah and Mel “Braveheart” Gibson looks like he is going to get Apocalyptoed after his wife of nearly 30 years filed for divorce. Those damn two words “irreconcilable differences” means Mel could be looking at a halving of his $900million fortune. Now who is going to fund his next film? Robyn, the long suffering Catholic wife, decided enough was enough and is taking the 50/50 no pre nup agreement California law option. Oh well, it had been a little quiet in the thirty mile zone of late since Paris stopped driving.

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