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Attention People, Does There Happened To Be A Pilot Onboard?

You know what I hate? When some crazed passenger goes running up and down the aisle of a JetBlue plane screaming “bomb” and “al Qaeda” and you discover it’s the friggin pilot. I really hate that! The co-pilot, god bless him, locked him out of the cockpit leaving the 135 passengers and 5 crew to deal with the psycho. While some whipped out their iphones to record the meltdown, others tried to restrain him, Meanwhile an off duty pilot assisted the co-pilot in landing the plane in Amarillo.

OMG, want to see the pilot being removed from the plane? Hannibal lector didn’t have it so rough!

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High Radiation Levels Recorded In Tokyo

Grab your radiation proof snuggies people, the Fuckushima Nuke plant has kaboomed and higher than normal radiation levels are being recorded in Tokyo, which is 250km (that’s 155miles Bearman!!!) from the reactor. Friggin nightmare!!!! Oh and if that isn’t enough to worry about, people in Southern California might want to have a spare suitcase packed. The San Onofre nuclear power generating station, which is built 5 miles from a  fault line, is only designed to withstand a 7.0 magnitude earthquake and its “tsunami wall” is only 25ft high. Those friggin Mayans!!!!

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