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The Cleaning Staff Suck!

A Memphis woman who had been missing since January has been found dead under a mattress in the hotel room she had been staying at. Despite numerous checks of the room by family members, staff and police no one discovered Sony Millbrook. The room had been rented out around 5 times before someone finally complained about a bad odor.

Psst The bed in question had a metal box frame around it.

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Never Get A Woman To Do A Man’s Job

Oh for goodness sakes lady, if you are going to hold up two Memphis credit unions you are going to have to learn to communicate a whole lot better than that. Some thin, short black or Hispanic woman dressed in dark clothing with a bright red scarf,  failed twice in her attempts to rob the banks. The first attempt failed because the teller couldn’t understand a word she said and when pushed to repeat herself she threw her a hold up note and fled. Next stop another credit union. This time the woman decided to keep her mouth shut which only helped draw attention to herself. After being asked several times by a teller if she needed help she fumbled around in her purse, handed over a note and pulled out a gun. Exit teller and exit lady, who tripped as she ran outside, dropping her gun and no doubt grazing her knees before fleeing in her car.Shame,  I am guessing that’s the last time they’ll be hearing from her…. dumbass.

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Gourmet Gas Station

The ultimate tight ass dinner date destination

The ultimate tight ass dinner date destination

You know the food in Memphis must be pretty crap when the local BP gas station cracks a mention in the August issue of Gourmet Magazine (p44). I’m just saying. Oh yeah, whilst filling your tank you can grab yourself some fresh sushi from the on-site sushi chef, Lee. Eat your heart out fine dining. Hmm, don’t believe me? Shame on you skeptics…Lee’s Fresh Sushi & Memphis Blog.

Psst Sheez and to think my local serves 5 day old burritos (no chef involved!).

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