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Worst Type of Gold Digger

I truly hope this is fake news. Two gold prospectors walked into a bar in Brazil and bragged that they had killed at least 10 members of a remote Amazonian tribe. The indigenous tribe, known as the Uncontacted, had been gathering eggs along the river bank. The men told how they had hacked them up and thrown them into the river. Despite no deaths having been reported (hmm, ironic as they have no contact with outside world) the men have been detained.

As more land is being cleared on the Peruvian and Brazilian borders , some ruthless prospectors and miners are determined to kill off these indigenous tribes. Seriously, humanity has gone to hell in a handbag.

 

 

 

 

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Your Pee Don’t Stick

Only a matter of time

The city of Hamburg has come up with an ingenious way of pissing on the pissers. The walls of stink that have engulfed some popular night spots (due to men relieving themselves on them) have now been coated with liquid repellent paint. You pee on them and it comes right back at ya.

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Now I Got Bacteria On My Butt!!!!

Stephen Shen, Taiwan’s environmental minister, wants men to friggin sit down when they go for a leak in public toilets. Seriously, you guys couldn’t hit the hole if you tried!!! Anywho, he has suggested that men sit on the toilet seat rather than stand so the next bloke doesn’t have to shoot around the mess .  One person on a Taiwanese forum posted “I’d love to see Stephen Shen and (President) Ma Ying-jeou demonstrate on TV how to sit down to pee,” Hmm, next there will be calls to put the friggin lid down.

Psst I bet it was his wife’s idea.

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Love Is A Many Splendid Things

It worked dad, thanks!

Well, well, well, it seems when it comes to love men are the first ones to say “I love you” when starting a new relationship. It takes them  about 3 months to say it, which is about six weeks earlier than women. Interesting! Hmm, but be careful girls, men may be just using it to get you into bed. Sheez, after three months you would friggin think so! Women on the other hand use it when they want to seek commitment, which usually puts the fear of living bejesus into the men and they take off faster than a rat up a drainpipe.

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Who Has Bragging Rights?

It was cold!

Oh my, want to know which country contains the men with the biggest penises? Hmm, thought not, but anywho you know me, here it is …

1. Congo with average penis size 18cm (7.1 inches)
2. Ecuador with average penis size 17.5cm (6.9 inches)
3. Ghana with average penis size 17.3 cm (6.8 inches)
4. Colombia with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
5. Venezuela with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)

?     UK with average penis size 13.97cm (5.5 inches)
94.Australia with average penis size 13.2cm (5.2inches) WTF!!!
?     United States with average penis size 12.9cm (5.1 inches)

Want to check for yourself click here for the Penis Chart.

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Equal Opportunity Gang

Oh my, seems Zimbabwe has a gang of women rapists terrorizing men. I know, it doesn’t seem right! But anywho it’s true, a gang of three women have been kidnapping, drugging and then raping men over the past year. The latest victim said he was offered a lift by these women and subsequently drugged. When he awoke, there he was stark naked with the women taking it in turns to rape him. He told police he passed out after the assault and was then dumped.Police haven’t a clue what the motive is behind the sex attacks but suspect it maybe for ritual purposes.

Psst Hmm, a loophole in Zimbabwean law means if the women are caught they won’t be charged with rape as it only applies to women victims.

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You Have To Be Fit Guys

Sometimes it is just better to wait your turn than try to be a smart ass. Why is it only men would think of this. Impatient, unfit, middle aged men!

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