I truly hope this is fake news. Two gold prospectors walked into a bar in Brazil and bragged that they had killed at least 10 members of a remote Amazonian tribe. The indigenous tribe, known as the Uncontacted, had been gathering eggs along the river bank. The men told how they had hacked them up and thrown them into the river. Despite no deaths having been reported (hmm, ironic as they have no contact with outside world) the men have been detained.
As more land is being cleared on the Peruvian and Brazilian borders , some ruthless prospectors and miners are determined to kill off these indigenous tribes. Seriously, humanity has gone to hell in a handbag.
Only a matter of time
The city of Hamburg has come up with an ingenious way of pissing on the pissers. The walls of stink that have engulfed some popular night spots (due to men relieving themselves on them) have now been coated with liquid repellent paint. You pee on them and it comes right back at ya.
Stephen Shen, Taiwan’s environmental minister, wants men to friggin sit down when they go for a leak in public toilets. Seriously, you guys couldn’t hit the hole if you tried!!! Anywho, he has suggested that men sit on the toilet seat rather than stand so the next bloke doesn’t have to shoot around the mess . One person on a Taiwanese forum posted “I’d love to see Stephen Shen and (President) Ma Ying-jeou demonstrate on TV how to sit down to pee,” Hmm, next there will be calls to put the friggin lid down.
Psst I bet it was his wife’s idea.
It was cold!
Oh my, want to know which country contains the men with the biggest penises? Hmm, thought not, but anywho you know me, here it is …
1. Congo with average penis size 18cm (7.1 inches)
2. Ecuador with average penis size 17.5cm (6.9 inches)
3. Ghana with average penis size 17.3 cm (6.8 inches)
4. Colombia with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
5. Venezuela with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
? UK with average penis size 13.97cm (5.5 inches)
94.Australia with average penis size 13.2cm (5.2inches) WTF!!!
? United States with average penis size 12.9cm (5.1 inches)
Want to check for yourself click here for the Penis Chart.
Sometimes it is just better to wait your turn than try to be a smart ass. Why is it only men would think of this. Impatient, unfit, middle aged men!