Tag Archives: methamphetamine

Extreme Multitasking

kitchenA Maryland woman has been accused of cooking methamphetamine while driving. If she only used her skills for the good of mankind! unfortunately her “Driving Bad” caught the attention of a cop who pulled over her mobile meth lab/Chrysler hatchback and discovered she was not only DUIing but also cooking up a storm.


Filed under Sore Loser, Whoops!

Well, I Didn’t Have Pockets!

OK, honey, sweetie, darl, when you are appearing in court on a drug charge it isn’t such a good idea to stuff methamphetamine and a pipe in your bra. I’m just saying! That’s new drug charges right there Sahra Arline Wilcoxson.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Cheap Child At Walmart

Of all the dumbassed things to do, Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini tried to sell their 6 month old baby for $25 outside a Walmart Store in California . Hello, even I could have told them that was way too expensive, should have put a “On Special” tag on it if they expected any takers. Seems the women they initially approached rang police, and well, you know the procedure, they raided their house, found them high on methamphetamine  and bippity boppity boo the child protective services have another child to find a home for.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

Liquid Manure Is Not A good Hiding Place

Like this, only in liquid form!

Stop looking people, a man on the run from police has been found hiding neck deep in a liquid manure pit on an Indiana farm. Oh dear god, the 52 man, wanted on methamphetamine charges, was spotted by a police officer as he wallowed in a tank of hog and dog feces underneath an outbuilding floor. It is believed he was soaking in the shit for over an hour in an attempt to hide from police. Bags not sitting next to him in the cop car. Oh and once he was extracted from the slosh he was stun gunned twice for becoming a little shitty. All and all not a good day.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Is That a Bomb In Your Butt?

Oh dear lord, what police believed was a bomb up a man’s butt turned out to be a vibrator. Ewh. So here’s what happened. The 60 year old man was busted by police for stopping in a “No Parking” zone in South Lake Tahoe and possessing what was believed to be methamphetamine. On further inspection the officers discovered the man had a sus wire, with an on/off switch, in his front left pocket leading to his anal cavity.The cops weren’t that worried until the man began sprouting off about his knowledge of explosives and bomb making. Now everybody panic. Enter a bomb disposal team. They fiddled around for a bit, removing the device only to discover it was a friggin vibrator. Move on, nothing to see here.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross, Well I Never

This Is Why Drugs Are Bad

Edward, Edward, Edward, you know if you are going to wear your undies around your neck and women’s pants with a hole in the crotch (exposing your genitals) it’s gonna end in tears. Edward Rodriguez had been hiding in a ditch when Arizona police were called. As they approach him they realized the shirtless Edward was flashing his willy through a hole cut in the crotch  and had his undies wrapped around his neck. Ahh but wait there’s more, when the officers got closer he grabbed a bag of methamphetamine (he probably made earlier) to show the bemused cops.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, Whoops!

Of All The Places

OMG, a near Kaboom diverted. Nathan Beasley decided that a gas station was a good a place as any to cook his methamphetamine. Oh yeah, in his car, right next to a fuel pump. Only problem was, Nathan passed out and now he has got a crap load of explaining to do when he is discharged from hospital.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, How Embarrassing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

Mom Becomes Narc To Reduce Hubby’s Jail Sentence

Mom single handedly brings down drug gang

Tu friggin comprendes

What would you do if your hubby  was sent to  prison for 15 years for selling methamphetamine out of his mechanic shop and his kids were constantly crying and whining about missing him. Hmm,  I know what I would do and it wouldn’t involve ringing  the Omaha Police Department and begging to become an informant in exchange for reducing hubby’s sentence. The Spanish speaking mom convinced the Omaha narcotic unit to allow her to work undercover in an extremely dangerous drug gang in exchange for getting her husband a reduced sentence. And guess what? After 7 months of  washing their clothes, doing drug runs and basically building trust, she singlehandedly brought down the drug ring . In the end Omaha police seized 13 pounds of methamphetamine worth an estimated $500,000 and arrested 11 people on drug and gun charges. The woman, who cannot be named for friggin obvious reasons, said “She did what she did for her children.”

Psst Geez, I bet her kids eat all their peas!!!!

2nd Psst You can read all about her heroism at Omaha.com


Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, You Go Girl!

Get Your Meth Nice And Fresh

Man caught cooking meth while drivingAnd here I was thinking men can’t multi-task, sheez! When police spotted Thomas Christian Johns driving along Interstate 285 with his seatbelt unbuckled they thought it was just a routine misdemeanor. Hmm, well were they hell surprised to discover they had interrupted Mr Johns cooking meth. That would be methamphetamine for people who like long words! Yes, the clown was cooking his meth whilst driving (a rolling meth lab). If he only used his mind for good!   Officer Gene Callaway of the Doraville Police Department said “I want to know how this guy didn’t blow up.” Evidently the chemicals he was using could have blown the interstate to kingdom come!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, They Live Among Us !