A Maryland woman has been accused of cooking methamphetamine while driving. If she only used her skills for the good of mankind! unfortunately her “Driving Bad” caught the attention of a cop who pulled over her mobile meth lab/Chrysler hatchback and discovered she was not only DUIing but also cooking up a storm.
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Oh dear lord, what police believed was a bomb up a man’s butt turned out to be a vibrator. Ewh. So here’s what happened. The 60 year old man was busted by police for stopping in a “No Parking” zone in South Lake Tahoe and possessing what was believed to be methamphetamine. On further inspection the officers discovered the man had a sus wire, with an on/off switch, in his front left pocket leading to his anal cavity.The cops weren’t that worried until the man began sprouting off about his knowledge of explosives and bomb making. Now everybody panic. Enter a bomb disposal team. They fiddled around for a bit, removing the device only to discover it was a friggin vibrator. Move on, nothing to see here.
Edward, Edward, Edward, you know if you are going to wear your undies around your neck and women’s pants with a hole in the crotch (exposing your genitals) it’s gonna end in tears. Edward Rodriguez had been hiding in a ditch when Arizona police were called. As they approach him they realized the shirtless Edward was flashing his willy through a hole cut in the crotch and had his undies wrapped around his neck. Ahh but wait there’s more, when the officers got closer he grabbed a bag of methamphetamine (he probably made earlier) to show the bemused cops.
And here I was thinking men can’t multi-task, sheez! When police spotted Thomas Christian Johns driving along Interstate 285 with his seatbelt unbuckled they thought it was just a routine misdemeanor. Hmm, well were they hell surprised to discover they had interrupted Mr Johns cooking meth. That would be methamphetamine for people who like long words! Yes, the clown was cooking his meth whilst driving (a rolling meth lab). If he only used his mind for good! Officer Gene Callaway of the Doraville Police Department said “I want to know how this guy didn’t blow up.” Evidently the chemicals he was using could have blown the interstate to kingdom come!