For 137 years a church in Mexico has worshipped a mushroom found by a lumberjack. Reason? Jesus is on it of course. They have an annual festival in honour of the mushroom. The Jesus mushroom is believed to have spiritual powers. Hmmm, so its a magic mushroom?
People can be so stupid that sometimes you wish bad things happen to stupid people. Unfortunately for this dumbass, the croc must have realized she was a friggin idiot and just snapped at her stupidity. Come on croc, you could have at least taken a chunk out of her foot.
PSST She has been banned from the zoo
OK, here’s the thing. As we look on in horror at the actions of the ISIS terrorists in the Middle East, just south of the US border uber atrocities are being committed every friggin day. 43 children from a Mexican town vanish without a trace. Their crime? Protesting about the drug cartels. Their punishment? They were handed over to the drug gangs by none other than the city’s Mayor and his wife. A woman who tweeted about the violent crimes in her city to warn others, was kidnapped and murdered. The murderers then tweeted images of her dead body warning people this will be the consequences of anyone else considering doing the same. This is just in today’s news. Seriously people, we need to wake up and smell the drug cartels too!!!!
Do you know what’s scarier than a Mexican drug lord? A posse of clown assassins who gun down a Mexican drug lord at a children’s party. Yep, one of Mexico’s most powerful former bigwigs met his maker when a group of assassins dressed as clowns ( including red nose and wig) entered a family gathering being held at a major tourist resort and shot him dead at point blank range. The clowns fled before police arrived. Hmm, they obviously didn’t wear the oversized shoes!!!!
Who took my soft centers??????
OK, we might have to whisper because the Wombies may hear this, but a 2500 year old chocolate has been found in Mexico. I said shhhhh. Evidently this is the first time a piece of chocolate has been unearthed in a pre-Hispanic site. Archeologists have only previously found traces of cacao beans in beverages not solid foods, suggesting that someone didn’t finish eating their chocolate!!!!!
I have trouble just remembering my own name!!!
Move over Octomom, Nonamom is coming through. Mexican woman Karla Vanessa Perezis is expecting 9 bubs after using fertility treatment AND yes Karla already has triplets, just in case if you were wondering. AND no, the don’t look like they could rub two pennies together. Roll up, roll up, the welfare train is rolling into town.
UPDATE: TMZ are reporting the woman is friggin lying!!! Big question is why?
It’s been awhile but Jesus has reappeared, this time on a tortilla in Mexico on Ash Wednesday. David Sandoval of Espanola was preparing a meal when he saw Jesus staring at him from a tortilla. He showed the image to his mom who replied “Oh my God.”