Want to make extra money while studying at uni? Why not do what Jack does? He taught himself taxidermy and is now selling dead animal pencil cases. How sweet. He collects most of his material (dead animals) from pest control then sells them around the world.
Jack is philosophical about his work “Some people have suggested my work is satirical or that they have a deeper meaning but they are just daft.”
PSST – The case also includes a pencil sharpener but I will leave it to you to guess where that is inserted!!!!!
Last one into to the upstairs bath is a dirty rat.
You spend one million dollars on your dream home in Winnipeg without bothering to have it inspected first, of course you are going to discover all the walls are infested with mice. And by mice I mean, so bad “All you see is just feces and urine”. Experts believe the mice have been sharing the abode for about five years. The woman , who has had to have all the drywall ripped out and every millimetre disinfected, is considering suing the previous owners. Hello, she should be just grateful it wasn’t snakes!!!!
Psst Who buys a million dollar house in Winnipeg?
OMG Poundland, say it ain’t so. The British cheap chain store in Croydon has been busted for selling mice chewed biscuits and sweets. Seems staff have been resealing the packets with sellotape and then on-selling the rodent gnawed food to customers, with an extra discount of course. Oh my, that’s a health and safety breach right there. Hmm, so they weren’t chocolate chip cookies 😯
Sheez, I gotta cut down, none of my clothes fit!
OK, no need to panic Tesco shoppers in Birmingham, but the next time you buy McCoy’s variety pack of chips you might want to put your ear up to it first and check for sounds of vermin. A mice invasion left shoppers screaming in fear as about 6 pink mice burst out of a bag of crisps. Seems the store is plagued by mice who are no longer happy with the accommodation at the nearby canal and railway track. So desperate to pig out on snacks the creatures came up through the floor and headed straight to aisle 6 .