Oh dear lord, a group of historians believe they have uncovered another reason why Hitler became such an abomination. Seems he had a micro penis along with an undescended testicle. Which would explain why all the hyped up rumours that a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced his testicles during the Battle of the Somme in the WWI. The condition , known as penile Hypospadius, meant he most likely peed from a small hole at the base of his penis. Hitler was known to have an aversion to being seen naked and fortunately never produced any offsprings.