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Never Flip The Bird At A Monkey

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Here’s Looking At You Kid

middle-fingerRevenge can be so sweet…or not. A guy from Detroit decided to take revenge on his ex by moving into a house next door to her (and her lover) and then erecting a 12-foot-tall bronze statue of  a middle finger. The finger is on the back porch and aimed in the direction of the ex’s house …oh  and has lights so it can be seen night or day.

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Ohio School Shooter

Ohio school shooter T.J.Lane left a courtroom horrified and stunned when he walked in and removed his shirt to reveal  a white t-shirt with “killer” crudely written on it. After the 18 year old, who had killed three fellow students and injured two in 2012, was given three life sentences, he addressed the families of the victims with … “The hand that pulls the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory,” . He ended with a “Fuck you all,” and a raised middle finger. Hmm, I wonder if he’ll be so tough in prison. Might want to stock up on  soap-on-a-rope.

Psst What the hell happened to this kid to make him so goddamn angry?

2 Psst Why didn’t the judge make him remove the t-shirt?

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Quickest Way To Remove A Wart

OK, here’s the thing Sean Murphy,  using a shotgun to remove a wart will also remove your finger…I’m just saying. Mr Murphy, who had no joy from his doctor for getting rid a wart on his middle finger, took matters into his own hands by trying  to shoot it off with a 12 bore Beretta. It worked. The bullet took off the wart and half his middle finger with it. I’d call that a success of sorts. Anywho, poor middle fingerless Murphy was then charged with illegal possession of a firearm. Bummer. Seems he’d found the shotgun under a hedge and didn’t have a valid firearms certificate.

Psst Lucky the wart was on his finger!

Want sauce with that?

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