Stop looking everybody the missing Klement’s racing Italian Sausage costume has been found. Thank goodness. The 7ft costume called Guido, which features in the Milwaukee Brewers baseball games, was last seen on Feb 16th. The Italian sausage walked out of a fundraiser at the Milwaukee Curling club then made an unexpected appearance at TJ Ryan’s bar in Cedarburg before heading to The Roadhouse Bar and Grill around midnight. That’s where the lead went cold. However last Wednesday two mysterious men plopped the sausage costume up on a bar stool at the Roadhouse Bar and Grill telling the bartender “You did not see anything,” and promptly skedaddled.
Can anyone name the “drunkest” city in America? If you said Milwaukee, have a drink. On average they guzzle around 13 drinks a month. The other greatest cities on earth include Fargo, San Francisco, Austin and Reno.
OK, here’s the thing people, when hurling a fridge over a fourth floor balcony make sure your work colleague is a good catcher. A man died in Milwaukee after he was hit by a fridge thrown from an apartment building by his work mates. Despite the men yelling a warning the victim is believed to have walked right under the path of the fridge as it fell.
Crap, I knew the fuse was too short!
Two men from Milwaukee are licking their wounds after they were injured trying to light an explosive. One lost his hand in the explosion and the other is just glad he didn’t. The pair are now under investigation .
People in Milwaukee be on the look out for a cross dressing car thief. The man in his 20’s loves nothing better than stealing cars and leading police on high-speed chases while dressed in women’s clothing and make-up.
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OK, here’s the thing people, if you decide to play a prank on your mom, make sure she isn’t armed. A 21 year old man from Milwaukee thought it would be a hoot to scare his mom, so he donned a ski mask and pretended to rob her. Boo! Hmm, she whipped out her .357 revolver faster than you could say WTF and opened fire. The son was hit twice by bullets with one hitting him right in the groin. Bye-bye grandkids.