Tag Archives: minivan

Dead Body On Roof

OK, here’s the thing minivan driver in Kansas, when you hit a man with your vehicle it’s courtesy to stop, NOT continue driving with the dead man on your roof. I’m just saying!  It is alleged Mohamed Sarrafizadeh hit the lawn mowing contractor as he was using a weed wacker along a street. The impact sent the victim flying onto the windshield and then up onto roof which had a luggage rack on top. Horrified motorists contacted police when they saw the body.  Sarrafizadeh was charged with leaving the scene of an accident.

Psst It’s now been confirmed the man driving the van was a doctor!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

There Is A God

Well, well, well, after the evil Westboro Baptist church members had finished protesting at the military funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey in McAlester on Saturday  they returned to their minivan only to find two of it’s tires slashed.That’s a bitch. Even more amusing was watching it slowly thump on down the road with two flat tires (and a police escort) because they couldn’t find a soul in  town who would repair it. The van eventually limped to a shopping center car park where the AAA were called. It was last seen being towed to Walmart. Hmm seems “God hates Westboro” too.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!