Attention good folks of Minnesota, if you happen across a “milk jug” looking cannister please don’t pour over your breakfast cereal. Seems the cannister contains $70,000 worth of bull semen which went missing from an unlocked barn. Just so you know.
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Sorry officer, I had to steal the newspaper delivery truck because I was being chased by zombies ..honest to god. Yeah, well, was the Zombie called Jack Daniels, Jim Beam or Johnny Walker by any chance? Hmm, you obviously see dead people when your blood alcohol level is 0.198. Movie on, nothing to see here except some random drunk dude from Minnesota.
Some bastard in Minnesota found a comic book in the wall of his home he was remodelling. Big deal you say. The friggin comic is the 1938 Action Comics #1 which features a new character, Superman. The damn thing is worth over $100,000. It would have been worth more if he hadn’t rip the back cover after he snatched it out of his wife’s aunts hands during all the excitement.
No snowflakes, no. Playing “sack tapping” is only going to lead to tears. A Minnesota teenager is one testicle short after having been punched in the groin thanks to a stupid game sweeping schools. David Gibbons was changing classes when he was sack tapped (aka whacked in the balls) by another student. All seemed fine until a few hours later when he woke up in excruciating pain. Doctors were forced to remove his right testicle. Evidently this isn’t uncommon, Minnesota urologist Dr Scott Wheeler says he has to deal with up to 4 cases of ruptured testicles a year due to the ball busting game.