I am sorry, but if you are lonely and want to satisfy yourself, please don’t use a pine cone, it is gonna hurt. A poor sex starved spinster from Belgrade has had to endure two hours of painful surgery to remove the offending article from her hmm ….you know what…after it became stuck. From all accounts Ms Gavaric is recovering well, though slightly embarrassed and still not satisfied. You wont be seeing that on an episode of Greys Anatomy anytime soon…but then again.
Afterthought: Mirjana Gavaric may want to consider becoming pen friends with the Maryland couple!
Thought to Ponder : If medical info is confidential and can only be released with the patients permission..what was she thinking???