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Could This Be The End Of LG?

US locate two missing North Korean missiles

Where you want, Kimmy

The good news today is the US have finally located  North Korea’s  2 missing nuclear missiles …… the bad news is they are ready for launch. Life ain’t so good.

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Kim Jong Um Planning To Blow Up South Korea’s Media

That’s my boy

Holy propaganda slander South Korea. Kim Jong Um is so pissed by Seoul’s negative coverage of North Korea’s 66th anniversary of the Korean Children’s Union parade, he’s threatening to launch missiles to blow up all their media outlets. He’s talking to you, Chosun Ilbo and JoongAng Ilbo newspapers and KBS, CBS, MBC and SBS television stations. See, that’s what happens when you criticize his sneaky propaganda gimmicks that result in 20,000 children pledging their endless happiness to their new leader. “Monstrous mud-slinging” indeed.

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LaWS Raygun Vaporizes

LaWS raygun

Watch out world, the US Navy just got a whole lot scarier.Introducing LaWS raygun, a weapon which simply vaporizes the target. Here is some of their naval speak “it represents the first Detect-Thru-Engage laser shoot-down of a threat representative target in an over-the-water, combat representative scenario”. In other words it can vaporize the heck out of anything it wants. Yep, forget the old Phalanx 20mm cannon which automatically locks onto missiles and blasts them out of the sky, that caused way too much shrapnel (and left too much evidence).Now it will be like, “What ship, we saw no ship! Hmm, I wonder how long before the raygun is used to vaporize more than just warheads?

Psst Now why can’t the government use some of this weaponry to stop the friggin oil leak? Hmm, like say, build a giant glue gun?

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