Worried about being obese? Well, if you belong to one of these States you probably are, so don’t sweat it! And anywho, if you are to believe the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention about 35.7% of all American adults are obese, so you are not alone.
And the winner of the fattest State is Mississippi with 34.9% of the population bursting at the seams. I’d say take a bow, but that could be risky.
Psst Colorado has the skinniest population.
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Their claws are sharp!!!
Crickey, a man in Mississippi must have been desperate for the finer things in life. Nathan Hardy waltzed into a D’Iberville grocery store and proceeded to stuff his cargo shorts with food, including 2 live lobsters. Dude? Among the other things slipped into his pants were two bags of jumbo shrimp and a pork loin, which he used to hurl at an employee of the nearby Winn Dixie who gave chase. I don’t know if the live lobsters had anything to do with it but Hardy fell while making his getaway. No word on the condition of the lobsters but I suspect they may be in need of some therapy. Hello, they nearly became lobster meat balls!
Psst Shout out to Deyank for the story.
Goodness gracious me, Andrew Nash has been arrested after he was caught having sex with show hogs. Ewh, worse still, he gave four of them a vaginal infection. Nash was sprung after the hog’s owner was told by a vet of the infections during a routine examination so he arranged for police to staked out the sty. That’s up to 120 jail if found guilty mister.
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