When British dude Duncan saw tickets to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers going cheap he thought it would be a great Valentine’s Day pressie for his girlfriend. He bought the $53 tickets and even plane tickets to Belfast for the romantic gesture. Imagine the couple’s surprise when they were seated at the Red Hot Chill PIPERS concert. A bagpipe cover band…woohoo….is there even such a thing? Apparently there is!!!
Attention people of Hawaii. Get out of your bomb shelters, storm drains, cupboards and caves, there is no ballistic missile heading your way. Whoops, we bad? Seems a Government worker accidentally sent a phone warning to Smart phone users, scaring the sh*t out of them. It didn’t help that the message said “ this is not a drill ,seek immediate shelter” all in capital letters. It also didn’t help that it took 40 minutes to retract the message. The streets soon filled with people crying and screaming. One parent was seen shoving his kid down a manhole. Oh the humanity.
PSST Apparantly the man who activated the text is feeling bad.
There isn’t anything more exciting as waiting for a FedEx parcel to arrive, right? So imagine the disappointment wrapped in horror when a British man opened up his parcel to find NOT his brand new Kindle but a …wait for it… a tumor specimen. Heavens to Murgatroyd. Evidently, the tumor was intended for a Bristol hospital.
You had one job… announcing the winner of Miss Universe. Now you have the awks task of announcing your boo boo to the world. Good luck with that.
Um, yeah about your four months in jail…we bad? An Aussie man jailed for four months after being caught with crystal meth has been released with no charge after it was discovered the “drug” was actually Epsom salt. Well, they took there sweet time having it analysed, now didn’t they?
Someone made an awks mistake on the new Hunger Game countdown poster. Unfortunately they weren’t quick enough on the delete button. Now who’s mocking who?
Talk about awkward. A bride on her wedding night got up in the middle of the night for a twinkle but when she returned she hopped into the wrong bed. The bed in question was that of the hubby’s groomsman and YES they did. When she awoke the next morning and discovered her mistake she ran out screaming “rape!!!!” When the groomsman refused to pay $3,500 the couple demanded , they went to the police. The court ruled it wasn’t rape just bad luck … or good luck if you were the groomsman.