When British dude Duncan saw tickets to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers going cheap he thought it would be a great Valentine’s Day pressie for his girlfriend. He bought the $53 tickets and even plane tickets to Belfast for the romantic gesture. Imagine the couple’s surprise when they were seated at the Red Hot Chill PIPERS concert. A bagpipe cover band…woohoo….is there even such a thing? Apparently there is!!!
Attention people of Hawaii. Get out of your bomb shelters, storm drains, cupboards and caves, there is no ballistic missile heading your way. Whoops, we bad? Seems a Government worker accidentally sent a phone warning to Smart phone users, scaring the sh*t out of them. It didn’t help that the message said “ this is not a drill ,seek immediate shelter” all in capital letters. It also didn’t help that it took 40 minutes to retract the message. The streets soon filled with people crying and screaming. One parent was seen shoving his kid down a manhole. Oh the humanity.
PSST Apparantly the man who activated the text is feeling bad.
There isn’t anything more exciting as waiting for a FedEx parcel to arrive, right? So imagine the disappointment wrapped in horror when a British man opened up his parcel to find NOT his brand new Kindle but a …wait for it… a tumor specimen. Heavens to Murgatroyd. Evidently, the tumor was intended for a Bristol hospital.
You had one job… announcing the winner of Miss Universe. Now you have the awks task of announcing your boo boo to the world. Good luck with that.
Um, yeah about your four months in jail…we bad? An Aussie man jailed for four months after being caught with crystal meth has been released with no charge after it was discovered the “drug” was actually Epsom salt. Well, they took there sweet time having it analysed, now didn’t they?
Someone made an awks mistake on the new Hunger Game countdown poster. Unfortunately they weren’t quick enough on the delete button. Now who’s mocking who?
Talk about awkward. A bride on her wedding night got up in the middle of the night for a twinkle but when she returned she hopped into the wrong bed. The bed in question was that of the hubby’s groomsman and YES they did. When she awoke the next morning and discovered her mistake she ran out screaming “rape!!!!” When the groomsman refused to pay $3,500 the couple demanded , they went to the police. The court ruled it wasn’t rape just bad luck … or good luck if you were the groomsman.
Wisconsin investigators suspect a wealthy couple may have been accidentally bumped off in 2010 after a hitman got the wrong address while using Google Maps. Sheez, lucky the hitman didn’t have an iPhone, just saying . Unfortunately the couple’s son has been lingering in prison after being found guilty of his parents murders despite the next door neighbors claiming they were receiving death threats at the time. Hmm, I’m guessing cashing in his dad’s $50,000 cheque the day after the murders didn’t help his case. BUT investigators claim that when you type in the neighbor’s address it shows the couples house. Straw clutching?
Want sauce with that?
When it comes to modern technology the Taliban pretty much suck. Qari Yousuf Ahmedi, a spokesman for the terrorist group, was preparing a routine press release when instead of clicking “bcc” he clicked “cc” sending all the hidden names and email addresses to everyone on the list (including journalists and warlords).
OMG, Presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s new iphone app, “I’m with Mitt” has an awkward mistake, one of the screen savers says this …
Might want to use spell check next time. Oh and it will be a few days for Apple to approve the new version. What a silly Mitt wit!!!