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Fatal Attraction

NOYou know, it is bad enough when a jealous wife knocks out her hubby’s lover and cuts off her breasts, worse when she discovers the woman never had an affair with him. Whoopsie. Seems hubby had a crush on the now breast less woman but she had turned him down. Doctors were unable to reattach the breasts.

Psst China

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They Share More Than A Kidney

OK, this isn’t so much a random act of kindness as it is guilt, me thinks. A Turkish woman has received a life saving kidney from her hubby’s mistress. Evidently  Meliha Avci’s husband met Ayse Imda at the hospital where his wife was receiving treatment some five years ago and started the affair. Over the years Meliha had received blood donations from Ayse not suspecting the woman was also sleeping with her husband. Prior to the kidney offer Ayse fessed up . A grateful Meliha said “We have shared blood, we have shared my husband and now we are sharing kidneys,”

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Take That Mistress!!!

Where is she???

OK, here’s the thing angry, pissed off wife, when you decide to go all al Qaeda on the woman you suspect your hubby is having an afffair with, you might want to make sure you have her exact address before you unleash your fury on her apartment …with your car. Seems in her blind rage the New Zealand woman drove her car through the closed gates of the complex and into an apartment’s garage causing around $35,000. That was all good and dandy except for the fact it wasn’t the alleged mistresses home. Awkward.

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Move Over Friztl, We Have a New Dungeon Master

Brazilian man Joao Batista Groppo had allegedly been keeping his wife, Sebastiana, locked up in a cellar for 16 years. She was discovered lying starkers in a corner of the cellar with just a blanket after police received a tip-off. Hmm, 16 years and they finally get a tip-off? The room was evidently covered in feces and crawling with roaches. Groppo, who had been married to Sebastiana for 40 years, told police she was mentally ill. Alrighty then, so that would explain the girlfriend (Maria Aparecida Furquim) he had living upstairs. Both Groppo and Furquim have been charged with illegal imprisonment.

Psst So for 16 years who did the dishes?

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While The Cat’s Away

No way I'm friggin coming out now!

Awkward. Sometimes being trapped in a Chilean mine is a better option than facing your wife and mistress. Seems one of the trapped Chilean miners, Yonni Barrioshas, has a little issue unraveling about 700m above him. His wife Marta Salinas, and his lover, Susana Valenzuela, have bumped into each other during a vigil for him outside the mine. Marta says her hubby loves her but the mistress has told her he was planning to leave her. Lucky for Yonni Barrios he’s got 4 months saving grace before having to face them both. Good luck with that!

Psst On a lighter note authorities have banned the miners from having cigs and booze. Must be fun down there now!

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