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Mona Lisa Mystery Could Be Solved

One of the most pointless projects in recent times would have to be the search for Mona Lisa’s body.Yes, Archaeologists have been shoveling dirt in Florence looking for the skeleton of Lisa Gherardini Del Giocondo who is believed to have been Leonardo Da Vinci’s muse for the world famous painting Mona Lisa. What the hell for, you may well ask? Hmm, well they want to reconstruct her face so they can compare it to the painting to prove once and for all  Del Giocondo was Mona Lisa.  A few days ago they unearthed a skeleton (including skull) that they believe are the remains of Lisa and now they are just waiting on DNA to confirm it. Can’t wait.
Still no cure for cancer.

 

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So Dan Brown Wasn’t Full Of Shit!

That cheeky little Da Vinci has been messing with us again. Art experts have discovered a friggin code in the Mona Lisa’s eyes that are only visible by magnifying glass. Seems Dan Brown was right about Leonardo’s love of placing secret codes and symbols in his art works. Evidently Mona’s right eye contains the letters LV and her left eye the letters C and E (or B). No one is quite sure what the letters mean but some experts believe it may be a clue to the real identity of Mona Lisa (or his bicycle lock combination?). The discovery was made after Luigi Borgia found a book in an antique shop describing how the eyes of the Mona Lisa were filled with secret signs. Hmm, you would have thought someone would have discovered it before now  , how many times has the painting been friggin forged for goodness sakes?

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Leonardo Da Vinci To Be Exhumed

She could be a he!

I’m not really sure if I care, but scientists are hoping to exhume the body of Leonardo Da Vinci so they can reconstruct his face and prove one way or another if the Mona Lisa is a self portrait.  Now all they have to do is find his skull. Here’s the thing people, Leo was originally buried in a church that was destroyed during the French Revolution in 1789 and his remains were carted over to the smaller chapel of Saint Hubert at Amboise Castle and reburied. DNA testing will have to be done to confirm the identity of the remains as the inscription on the tomb says “presumed” to be the master’s. It could be friggin anyone’s!

Psst Still no cure for cancer.

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