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Never Flip The Bird At A Monkey

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Chocolate Loving Monkey Zapped

monkeyFrench police were forced to taser a chocolate obsessed monkey that had been harassing residents from the Castellanne area for weeks. Living on a diet of Kinder chocolate fed to him by school kids, the hyperactive monkey had been avoiding capture until zap…. Authorities believe the monkey was a pet that had been abandoned.

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Monkey Photobomb

Animals just like messing with us …

Monkey photobomb

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Monkey Business

Is that a monkey in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? A man was arrested at an Indian airport after he was caught trying to smuggle a 7-inch-long loris monkey in his undies . The poor endangered species was heading to Dubai . I hate to think what would have kept the poor thing amused during the trip ūüėĮ

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Still Keep Sleeping With One Eye Open Ohio

Remember a few days back all those exotic animals were released by some dude in Ohio and then they were all hunted down and killed? Hmm, well about that, seems there are still two fugitives, a wolf and a monkey and they both may have herpes! So loons, be sure not to sleep with either of them!!!

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Furry Animal Robs Bank

Attention good people of Sweden if you happen across a very fit  man dressed in a large furry monkey/bear outfit the police may want a word.Seems he is wanted in connection with a bank robbery.  He was last seen running through the shopping center with security guards in hot pursuit.It is unclear if he got away with any money but police later found a burning car near the crime scene. Hmm and here I thought Swedes had no sense of humor!

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Monkey Business

Did you hear the one about a monkey breaking into a Florida home and biting a man on the ear while he was cooking? No? Well he did. The man was whipping up a meal when the monkey jumped on his shoulder. When he tried to shoo it off the damn thing bit him. Hmm, enjoying too much cooking wine were you? The monkey fled the scene and headed to the roof where he was eventually coaxed down by a Fire and Rescue official waving a banana. Meanwhile the man with the bleeding ear was taken to hospital as a  precaution for friggin rabies. No word on who owns the monkey.

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Primal Fear

 

My Bad?

 

OMG, a four day old baby from Malaysia was snatched from a living room, bitten and then thrown from the roof by a macaque monkey. The body of the newborn was later found by a horrified mother. Bad, bad monkey.

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This Frog Will Need Counselling

OMG, you know I thought I’d seen just about everything, but Loons, this is seriously bizarre. What this chimp is doing with this frog is, well, friggin gross! Chimp 1, Frog 0…..

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Who’s a Chump Now?

One chain smoking piss pot!

The best place for a beer drinking , cigarette smoking chimpanzee is friggin rehab. Zhora an ex-circus monkey from Russia has become so addicted to alcohol and nicotine he would pester people for a puff or a swig. Now concerned zookeepers have decided the best place for Zhora is rehab. Hmm, better late than never!

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