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Just letting you know that Internet in Tassie sucks and I am currently using my IPad up a tree. Yesterday I went to Albert Park and guess what loons? I not only discovered they have monkeys in the park but the monkeys carry the herpes virus. Step away from the monkeys!!!!!
Sheez, a small village near Mumbai in India is virtually under siege by an evil gang who like nothing better than injuring old ladies and stealing mobile phones. One elderly woman broke her hand when a gang member pushed her over trying to steal her religious offering and another fractured her leg after one broke in via her window.Authorities say there is nothing they can do, they are friggin monkeys. Yes, it’s a gang of monkeys running amok.
No honey, sweetie, darl, when you have a fear of monkeys just let it go. Dee Darwell, who had a lifetime phobia about monkeys, wanted to face her fears by visiting Monkey Island in Thailand. Unfortunately it ended in disaster when she was viciously attacked by a gang of Macaques. The attack happened after Ms Darwell sat down on a towel in the shade to get out of the heat. As soon as a nasty little primate spotted her, he grabbed her arm and sunk his teeth in and wouldn’t let go. With blood squirting from the wound it wasn’t long before more monkeys joined in the assault. A Thai boatman, who saw Darwell collapse, ran to her rescue and pried the primates off her body. Sheez, I am guessing she still has a phobia!