Tag Archives: monkeys

Having One of Those Days?

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Friggin Loon Currently Up a Tree

Just letting you know that Internet in Tassie sucks and I am currently using my IPad up a tree. Yesterday I went to Albert Park and guess what loons? I not only discovered they have monkeys in the park but the monkeys carry the herpes virus. Step away from the monkeys!!!!!

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Monkey Business

Birds do it, bees do it, even monkeys on a car bonnet do it ….

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Security In The Hands Of Monkeys

Monkey Business

Holy crap, New Delhi officials at this years Commonwealth Games have called in the big guns to cope with major security issues. Yes, they are deploying 38 langurs around sporting venues in an attempt to keep stray dogs and cobras away from the athletes. Oh, by the way langurs are monkeys.Indian officials said “The additional langurs will take care of the Games venues and other important areas,” Sheez, that should make the athletes sleep easier!

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Primal Fear

Sheez, a small village near Mumbai in India is virtually under siege by an evil gang who like nothing better than injuring old ladies and stealing mobile phones. One elderly woman broke her hand when a gang member pushed her over trying to steal her religious offering and another fractured her leg after one broke in via her window.Authorities say there is nothing they can do, they are friggin monkeys. Yes, it’s a gang of monkeys running amok.

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They Smell Fear

No honey, sweetie, darl, when you have a fear of monkeys just let it go. Dee Darwell,  who had a lifetime phobia about monkeys,  wanted to face her fears by visiting Monkey Island in Thailand. Unfortunately it ended in disaster when she was viciously attacked by a gang of Macaques. The attack happened after Ms Darwell sat down on a towel in the shade to get out of the heat. As soon as a nasty little primate spotted her, he grabbed her arm and sunk his teeth in and wouldn’t let go. With blood squirting from the wound it wasn’t long before more monkeys joined in the assault. A Thai boatman, who saw Darwell collapse, ran to her rescue and pried the primates off her body. Sheez, I am guessing she still has a phobia!

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