Worst fear realised ….. aliens have even worst taste in music than Earthlings. Astronauts on the Apollo 10 mission reported hearing weird music while orbiting the dark side of the moon in 1969. Thanks to the lifting of classified NASA files in 2008 and a TV doco NASA’s Unexplained Files, we can collectively go WTF!!!! The recordings were made and transcribed during the time Apollo 10 was temporarily cut off with earth during an orbit of the dark side, the astronauts can be heard saying “You hear that? That whistling sound?” “That sure is weird music,”.
This is Cow “Down Under”, number 9 in the Margaret River Cowparade collection. Originally I thought it was an embarrassing attempt by an unfit cow to jump over the moon but alas I was wrong it just came from a land down under “Where beer does flow and men chunder”. This down under cow was the brainchild of artist Jacoba Hohnen and is located in a new housing estate, Rapids Landing, just outside Margaret River’s main drag (street to all you Americans!).
Jacoba Hohnen – “Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon.” However , in the land of “down under” everything is a little topsy turvy.
Cow Down Under
Not quite over the mooooon
Seriously unflattering angle!
Guantanamo Bay is moving!
OK, call me cynical (or a Friggin Loon) but you gotta kinda question the whole moon landing thingy when India finds evidence of large quantities of water on the moon (hmm, there goes the cheese theory!). What the hell were you Apollo boys doing up there? Geez, India finds water on their first friggin lunar mission. No wonder Obama isn’t giving you another friggin cent! Lazy assed astronauts!
So anywho what does this all mean? Well, apart from no more urine drinking, it opens the floodgates for the race to colonize the moon (just as soon as they learn how to land on it!). Personally I think, do away the death sentence, send every friggin perp up there and turn it into a global prison. Sort of like Guantanamo Bay with orange spacesuits. Hey, it isn’t like you have to build anything, let them have the lot. Think of it as just like a new Australia!
Psst You mark my words, if the water is drinkable they will be selling bottled Lunar Liquid Water at $456,000 a pop!
Psst Hey by the way, while you are up there, can you look for the friggin waving flag! Odds are you wont find it !