Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone has an enormous problem. Seems his mother-in-law has been kidnapped in Brazil. Aparecida Schunck is the 67 year old mother of the 85 year old’s third wife. The Brazilian kidnappers are demanding $49 million for her safe return. OK, she isn’t Lindburgh’s baby but what a situation for Bernie.
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You wouldn’t read about it. A man from Georgia had the dubious task of having to explain to police how he shot at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its armored hide and went straight through a fence and then the door of a mobile home and chair before landing in the back of his mother-in-law. She lived to tell the tale but sadly the armadillo didn’t.
If you are Danish and your mother-in-law refuses to leave, empty a can of pepper spray in her face, that should do it! Hmm, seems a 20 year old man became irate when his mommy-in-law returned after he had kicked her out of a party. Sometimes a canister of pepper spray says it best!
Psst Christmas could be awkward!
Holy “mazel tov” Batman. I am guessing the next family get together is going to be awkward. Sundra Croonquist an American comedienne is being sued by her mother-in-law, Ruth Zafrin.Ruth ain’t too pleased about being the butt of daughter-in-laws jokes.What’s more she is demanding damages. Ms Croonquist often uses the mother-in-law to highlight the difference between her black culture and mom’s Jewish one. Hmm…not anymore!