You know your mum’s stew is friggin awesome when, she rings the police and has you arrested for stealing it. Damn straight, A New Mexican woman had her son arrested for stealing her posole after she told him he couldn’t have any. When her son texted her to ask for some posole she said NO. Next thing she knows , the gate and garage are broken and the stew on the stove is GONE.
PSST Judge dismissed the case.
One mom in Georgia decided to teach her naughty kid a lesson. After her little spawn’s teacher came for a home visit to discuss Sean’s bad behaviour, mom realised the only way to get through to him was to ring the police. They arrived and arrested the 10 year old, put him in handcuffs and straight into the back of the police car, with lights blazing. Yep, that’ll do it.
A South Carolina woman contacted police this week to file a missing persons report on her son. …who has been missing since 1995. Her son, who was 18 at the time, hasn’t made contact since he left home to follow the Grateful Dead twenty odd years ago. The band’s last tour was in 1995 due to the death of Jerry Garcia.
What is worse than two brothers go into politics? When their mom rings a live TV show to tell them to stop arguing. Dallas Woodhouse, a Republican, and his bro , Brad, a Democrat were having a few choice words during a debate when the matriarch rang up to tell them to quit it.
Take note Cher. When an Aussie teen made the couragous move to become transgender, this is what her mum had published in the birth notice section of the local newspaper….
“In 1995 we announced the arrival of our sprogged, Elizabeth Anne as a daughter. Oops! Our bad. We would like to present our wonderful son — Kai Bogert. Loving you is the easiest thing in the world. Tidy your room.”
I don’t know what really happened but I am guessing Christmas is going to be awkward. A woman, celebrating her 52nd birthday, had enough of her wheelchair bound mother so she tipped her to the curb…and by tipped, I mean pushed the wheelchair off the curb sending mommy head first into the concrete.When questioned the woman said she did it because of “52 years of shit”. The woman also struck her sister in the face with a camera.
Want sauce with that?
If you ever take up art heisting be sure not to tell your mom. A suspected Romanian art thief’s mother told authorities that she had incinerated Picasso’s Tete d’Arlequin, Monet’s Waterloo Bridge , Lucian Freud’s Woman with Eyes Closed and four other masterpieces in her oven because she wanted to destroy the evidence so her son wouldn’t get in trouble. The artworks, valued at $144 million, were stolen in 2012 from Rotterdam’s Kunsthal museum in less than 60 seconds. Momma used logs, slippers and rubber shoes to fuel the fire. Despite her efforts, it looks like her son will be enjoying the neutral tones of orange.