Tag Archives: motorist

Warning To Slow Moving Cyclists

It seems when it comes to slow moving men on push bikes on  small country lanes, Gloucestershire women in Lycra have very little tolerance, especially when stuck behind them in their cars. The fact that she was able to jog up to the fool and lay in to him, indicates he was going at a snail’s pace and probably deserved a little tongue whipping. Unfortunately the Gloucestershire police don’t seem to see it the same way and are wanting the pair to come forward. I’m guessing the kung fu kicking and slapping went a little too far!


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Look Before You Leap

Whoopsie, an Italian   motorist  has accidentally plunged to his death after pulling over to take a leak.  What Ermes Calautto didn’t realize, when he jumped over the security rail in the dark to urinate, was that he was actually on a viaduct 30ft above the ground. Yikes, you can guess the rest. His female companion realized something was up when he didn’t return to the car.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!