Tag Archives: Mountain Dew

What Would it Take?

police 7What would it take to get you to surrender to police after hiding out in the woods for 2 days following a home invasion? Well, if you were the dude in Maine it would be Mountain Dew and a chocolate milk.

Psst Me? A nice bottle of champagne and maybe some sushi


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The Mountain Dew Mouse Clause


Ewh, ewh, ewh, a man who claims he found a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew may have an uphill battle proving it after Pepsi Co are adamant the rodent would have dissolved to jelly long before the drink touched his lips. Ronald Ball, who is suing the soft drink giant said he bought the Mountain Dew from a vending machine in 2009 but when he took a swig he instantly tasted something foul and spat the contents out. Low and behold what he spat out was a dead mouse. Mr Ball sent the remains to the Pepsi company who did the usual tests but concluded that the mouse would have dissolved in the soft drink had it been inside from the time of bottling to when he drank it. Oh dear there goes that $50,000 he was seeking in damages. As for Mountain Dew….it can dissolve a mouse?


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Mountin Dew Doubles As A Fire Extinguisher

No need to panic people, but I would put down your Mountain Dew, Fanta Orange and Squirt while I tell you a tale. Seems these drinks have BVO in them. BVO you say? Hmm, yes BVO.So what is BVO? Try friggin flame retardant! Yes indeedy. BVO is used to give these sodas consistent flavoring. Oh and it’s great in polystyrene foam cushions and plastics because it doubles as a fire retardant.Might want to go steady on the soda binges.


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