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North Koreans Cry A Taedong River

Despite millions and millions of North Koreans starving under Kim Jong Il’s dictatorship they could still spare a wail or two for the despot. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is holding its collective breath hoping that Kimmy’s son Kim Jong Un isn’t planning to big note himself by letting one of his nukes rip.

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Dope!

Doh!

OK, here’s the thing administrators at the Byron Nelson High School in Texas, you might want to do a course in tact before suspending a 16 year old boy for three days because he had bloodshot eyes  and looked like he’d been smoking dope. Turns out the snowflake was simply upset because his dad had been friggin murdered on the weekend.  The boy had begged his mom to let him go to school  so he could be with his friends but before going to class he had to go to the office to get a tardy slip. Big mistake. To make matters worse, despite his mom explaining the situation to the school she had to have him drug tested before he was allowed to return. Of course the results were negative.The boy’s mom who is more than miffed said “We had other things to do this week than worry about a three day window for an appeal, a two hour window for a drug test and my son’s reputation and high school career,”

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