Tag Archives: moved

Earthquake Moved Earth’s Axis

OMG people, no need to panic BUT the National Institute of Geophysics and Volcanology in Italy reckons the Japanese earthquake has physically moved the main island of Japan by 8ft (2.4m) and bumped the Earth off its axis by 4 inches. Which  probably isn’t near so bad as the potential melt down of their nuclear power plants, that could blow half of Asia off the face of the earth! Excuse me while I go rock in the corner!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Japan, Friggin Scary

Poltergeist Park


Oh for crying out loud, a theme park in Britain has moved a water slide ride because workers whinged that they kept seeing a headless monk and other weird unexplained paranormal activities. According to a paranormal agency, hired to find out what the hell was going on, said  that Thorpe Park may have plonked the ride on an ancient burial ground near ruins of the Chertsey Abbey (known as Monk’s Walk). Hmm, obviously they’ve watched one too many Spielberg movie I say. Anywho, the park decided in the best interest of patrons it would move the “Storm Surge” ride. Sheez, just replace it with a ghost train for goodness sakes!

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Filed under Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, They Live Among Us !