If you are in Mozambique and someone offers you a slip of their traditional beer from a shared keg, just say no. There is a likihood it is contaminated with crocodile bile which is deadly. Evidently the bile Beer was passed around at a funeral over the weekend putting nearly 200 in hospital and 69 in the morgue. A very busy funeral director.
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OK lady, it’s bad enough you killed your 18 month old kid, but selling his left ear to some charlatan for 20 bucks, now that’s just not right. Christine Hofisi from Chipinge in Zimbabwe killed the tot so she could sell the ear to a traditional healer who is wanted for a bunch of friggin ritual murders in Mozambique. Seems the ear was a vital ingredient for a good fortune potion. Oh, hands up who can see the irony?
You rape a goat in Mozambique you damn well marry it. So says the goat’s owner who was horrified to learn two young men had raped one of his herd. He not only wants them to pay him damages he wants them to have a traditional wedding ceremony which includes paying a dowry. Police sprung the two men in the act in the rural town of Mbucuta. A witness said “One of the young men was naked and holding the goat’s head, and the other was having sex with the animal.” Awkward. Hmm, I wonder if the bride will wear white? I bet there will be a lot of salad!