Tag Archives: Mumbai

How Old Do You Feel?

It’s the end of an era loons. The last typewriter factory in the world has closed it’s doors. Godrej & Boyce Manufacturing Co. Ltd in Mumbai , India can no longer justify being open.

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Primal Fear

Sheez, a small village near Mumbai in India is virtually under siege by an evil gang who like nothing better than injuring old ladies and stealing mobile phones. One elderly woman broke her hand when a gang member pushed her over trying to steal her religious offering and another fractured her leg after one broke in via her window.Authorities say there is nothing they can do, they are friggin monkeys. Yes, it’s a gang of monkeys running amok.

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Hangmen, A Dying Breed!

Geez, where do you get a decent hangman from these days, seems India are short a few. Come on people, one friggin Mumbai terrorist to execute and no friggin hangman! Can you believe the only surviving terrorist, Mohammed Ajmal Amir Kasab, has been sentenced to be hang but they can’t  find a professional hangman to do it. Ooh but never fear  Arjun Bhika Jadhav is here. OK, he maybe a little old (72) and has suffered a stroke or two but Jadhav is offering his services  after hearing about their dilemma and swears he can get the job done in 27 seconds. Yep, the man has been carrying out executions for 33 years and boasts 101 hangings.  Authorities are currently considering his offer.

Psst How’s about just a firing squad and be done with it?

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