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Loon Is Back To Hating Clowns

clownHell no. A 12 year old girl who stabbed her stepmum to death said a creepy clown called Laughing Jack told her to do it. The girl had told her dad she was hearing voices a few months before the stabbing but 16..yep 16 pyschiatric units refused to take her in. Oh and the state of Indiana declined to place her in medical care DESPITE a court order that stated that hospital placement was the “only option available”.

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Murder Most Foul

Holy Agatha Christie, there has been a murder at Best In Show. Crufts, the world’s largest dog show, has been rocked with allegations a prize winning red setter had been poisoned by a rival breeder. Not in its 100 year history has Crufts faced such a scandal. Jagger the red setter died after eating poisoned meat. Several other dogs near Jagger’s enclosure also fell ill and were rushed to vets. A full investigation is under way but no doubt next year’s show will have tighter security.

PSST Colonel Mustard has an alibi.

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No, No, Power Rangers

richard-simmons2Oh no not again. Remember a few years back a Power Ranger was sentenced to death for murdering an Arizona couple by tying them to an anchor and throwing them off a yacht into the ocean? Hmm, yeah well the red Power Ranger is now in a pickle. Ricardo Medina Jr. has been arrested for allegedly stabbing his roomie to death with a sword. This is one scary franchise.

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Japanese Black Widow

weddingOK, here’s the thing Japanese Black Widow, the trick when bumping off your hubbies is to be discreet. Now, killing 6 husbands in 20 years is kind of pointing your own finger at yourself. The “alleged” Black Widow has been charged with the murder of who latest hubby who was killed by cyanide a month after their nuptials. It is believed inheritance and a nice insurance payout maybe the motivation. Police are currently investigating the deaths of her 5 previous husbands. Sheez, seriously, she should have  found a really, really, rich hubby in the first place and it would have saved her all this hard work and grief…. just saying

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She Either Did It Or Didn’t, Make Up Your Mind Already

sherlock 2Like a bad case of ping pong Amanda Knox and her ex has been found GUILTY of murdering Meredith Kercher again after a third trial in Italy which included two judges and eight jurors. The biggest bummer is she has been given more years tacked on to her original sentence. She is now looking at 28 years in an Italian prison. Hmm, yeah , well that is if they can extradite her from the US….good luck with that. Yes, there will be yet an appeal.

Psst I have read her book. I found her writing disturbing as it felt like it was an attempt to show off her “creative” writing skills (which she seriously lacked) rather than to tell her side of the story. So many things didn’t make sense or were contradictory I ended up skimming most of it as she became so self absorbed. One of the things that disturbed me the most was that she went on and on about how she an Meredith were besties, but on the day of the murder, when she returned home to find the house had been disturbed, she rang everyone except Meredith (who was dead in the one room she didn’t check).  Wouldn’t Meredith have been the first person she would have rung   a) because she lived there b) to let her know there had been a break in c) to see if she was OK .  Nope she rang everyone BUT.

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Sibling Rivalry Problem Solved

A brother kills his brother at another brother's funeralOi, oi, oi, a man in London has been arrested for killing his brother while at the funeral of their other brother. I know, crazy , right? Evidently, the brothers got into a heated argument during the funeral which lead to the younger one being stabbed to death. Sheez, the next funeral  is going to be awkward.

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Thanks a Lot Google Maps

Couple killed because hitman used google mapsWisconsin investigators suspect a wealthy couple may have been  accidentally bumped off in 2010 after a hitman got the wrong address while using Google Maps. Sheez, lucky the hitman didn’t have an iPhone, just saying . Unfortunately the couple’s son has been lingering in prison after being found guilty of his parents murders despite the next door neighbors claiming they were receiving death threats at the time. Hmm, I’m guessing cashing in his dad’s $50,000 cheque the day after the murders didn’t help his case. BUT investigators claim that when you type in the neighbor’s address it shows the couples house. Straw clutching?

Want sauce with that?

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