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Here’s a Mystery

A dead humpback whale has been found in the Amazon jungle. That’s it, I got nothing!


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Anyone Missing A Boeing 737?

Conspiracy Theorists don your deerstalkers we have a mystery. Seems there is a Boeing 737 plane sitting in a gated and guarded property on the Bukit Penisula in Bali, Indonesia. No one seems to know how it got there or even when. It is in a little quarry just minding its own beeswax. Thought loons?


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Severed Foot Coastline

It all started in 2007, the first foot washes up on a Canadian beach. Authorities rule out a serial killer, public not so sure. When a second severed foot washed up a few days later the world is abuzz. Well Loons, guess what? They are now up to 13 severed feet found on the British Columbian coastline…or 16 if you count the three found further down in Washington State. I kid you not, the latest foot in a shoe washed up last Sunday. Authorities have identified 10 of those feet as belonging to 7 different people. They claim no foul play was involved but most likely suicide. A few detectives have raised their eyebrows as to the bizarre coincidences, especially as all the feet found have been in runners.

PSST Past posts on severed feet,  Row Row Row,  8th Foot,  Another foot,  Foot Mystery Solved,



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It’s A Small Ping After All

Question 3Oh for the love of Sherlock. It’s official, those “pings” believed to be coming from the blackbox of the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 are unrelated to friggin anything. US Navy experts are now saying “Our best theory at this point is that (the pings were) likely some sound produced by the ship” .  Bwahahaha, like taking your pulse with your thumb. Well, that makes our navy look rather foolish.  Seriously, this is either a series of unfortunate events or a major cover-up.

One of the Malaysain officials claimed that the plane flew over Butterworth Airforce Base in Penang and was monitored by them but they didn’t bother to send up a jet to investigate despite knowing it was a rogue plane. Want sauce with that?


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Pandora’s Black Box



Seriously people, why can’t you find MH370? Word’s out that the plane didn’t crash into the ocean at all. Can someone please send a memo to the Australian airforce because they are still searching and bill is going to be enormous and I am guessing taxpayers will be footing it.

Here are the list of some of the rumours circulating the net

1. The plane was hijacked for the gold in the cargo .

2. US drones that crashed in Afghanistan a few years back were being on-sold to China who were transporting them in passenger planes to avoid detection. The US got wind and hijacked the plane, landed it on Diego Garcia airbase in the Indian Ocean and removed the drones, then flew the plane into the ocean. No idea the fate of the passengers.

3. China have dropped a fake black box into ocean because they don’t want anyone to know their navy accidentally blew the plane up.

4. The plane was hijacked and taken to Afghanistan where it will be used as a weapon of mass destruction …. by loading it up with deadly poison.

5. Several psychics have claimed the plane has crashed into a remote jungle area and wasn’t hijacked at all. One Aussie psychic , Harry T, said he wasn’t picking up any spirits , passengers were maybe alive and the plane was on land not water. He feels the mystery may never be solved.

6. The pilot rang Malaysian officials shortly before taking off, threatening to crash the plane unless they released jailed politician Anwar Ibrahim

7. The plane was hijacked because of the 20 execs from the Texas company who were working on a system that can cloak planes and ships from radar. Important technology and information about the device were on their laptops.

Here are the things that don’t make sense

1. A guy on an oil rig reported an explosion in the sky around the time the plane went missing in the general vicinity and sent an email with co-ordinates (kinda fits in with theory #3). Nothing further said about it.He was interviewed but nothing more mentioned.

2. A man on a beach near Penang saw a plane fly very low over him around 3am. He was interviewed but nothing more mentioned.

3. A group of villagers on an island near Maldives saw a large plane with blue and red stripes fly very low over them. The noise woke many of them up and they ran out to look. There is an American airstrip located nearby on one of the islands.  (fits with #2 theory)

4.Why did the Chinese search ship report a ping a day before the batteries were to run out and then suddenly two Australian ships pick up pinging (which were in a different search zone) and dismiss the Chinese ship pings ? (fits theory #3)

5.If the pilot planned to commit suicide why did he take the plane on a joyride and fly under the radar before crashing it?

6. If the plane was flying so low to avoid radar why didn’t any phones or electrical devices ping a tower? First class have satellite phones.

7. Boeing have been suspiciously silent despite receiving data from the engine for hours after the plane went missing. Boeing have not spoken at all about the plane, the data or a possibility it was a mechanical fault. Simply strange.


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Where Are You flight MH370?

Question 3OK, first of all, thoughts and prayers to the 239 souls on the missing Malaysian Airline and their families.

I have been flipping stations all weekend following the disappearance of the plane.  I can’t believe  the lack of info coming from authorities. In this day and age you would think some kind of beacon would be coming from the plane or even from a passenger’s mobile device on the plane. Come on Samsung and Apple, can’t you check? Hello, even my friggin phone can track down my exact whereabouts 24/7 whether I like it or not.

How the hell did 4 passengers carrying fake passports get on the plane? I thought all passport numbers go directly to a database? Someone at the KL airport is in deep shit.

I am still confused about the Japanese pilot who claims he spoke to the Malaysian Airline co-pilot moments after the plane was announced missing.

Anywho, here are my theories …. A) That Chinese Islamic group, who set off a bomb in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square in October and stabbed innocent commuters at a railway station  last month, are behind this.Reasoning? The plane was pack with mainly Chinese residents.

B) One of the four passengers using a fake passport attempted to hijack the plane. That Kim Jung Un is a sneaky bastard.

C) There was a catastrophic kaboom, caused by either a mechanical malfunction or from a missile. The Vietnam Navy were very quick to say they picked up the plane crashing on their radar.



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Washed Up Feet Mystery Solved

You can stop with the conspiracy theories now, the case of the floating human feet in sneakers has been solved.Yep, remember how all those feet in shoes that randomly washed up on to beaches in Canada and Washington State?  Hmm, well an investigation has determined most of the feet belonged to suicide victims who had jumped from a bridge over the Fraser River. Seems when the bodies decomposed in the water the feet were protected from hungry fish, thanks to the rubber soled shoes they were wearing. And that, my friends, is mystery solved.


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Stephen Hawking on Women

Best quote for 2012 so far goes to renowned British physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking  who said “Women. They are a complete mystery.”



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Severed Feet Mystery Maybe Solved

OK loons, remember those friggin 12 severed feet that have washed up on the shores of British Columbia in the last 4 years? Well police have been able to positively identify two of them. Yep, they belong to the same woman who committed suicide in 2004 by jumping from the Pattullo bridge. Her feet were found in sneakers in 2008, 6 months apart. Canadian police now suspect the other 10 feet also belong to suicide victims too.

Want sauce with that?


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Anyone Missing 3000 Pairs of Undies?

Hey Bearman,  you know anything about this? Seems someone has discarded 3,000 pairs of new and used panties along a roadside in Ohio.


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