Bwahahahahahaaha, check your reflection before snapping away …just saying.
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A man and woman, who were being attacked by a polar bear were rescued by their naked neighbor. Fortunately naked man had a shovel to dong the bear on its head but wasn’t quite quick enough to avoid a little wrestle and a few lacerations. One witness said “I actually didn’t realize there was a person underneath the bear until I saw a hand waving. I panicked and started crying. It’s a miracle he’s OK. I’m still in shock.” You’re in shock, spare a thought for the poor bear!
OMG, a man woke up after a night of drinking and discovered his penis was gone. Yep, gone.The dumb struck guy had no idea where it went. Fortunately his neighbors were able to shine some light on his disappearing appendage. Seems a neighborhood dog bit it off. Despite the man remembering being rushed to hospital he still doesn’t believe a dog got his bone.
This is the very reason you should stay off drugs people!!! A naked man spent three hours cavorting on the top of head of the Duke of Cambridge statue in Central London… much to the delight of passerbys but not so much the police. Must have been cold on his …. oh never mind!!!
An Arkansas couple were explaining to a TV crew how a tree had fallen on their house when a naked man walked out of the woods and killed the whole damn story. Seems the man was high as a kite.