Tag Archives: natural causes

Paul The Psychic Octopus Is Dead

RIP

OMG, Paul the psychic octopus who predicted the World Cup results is dead. He was found floating in his aquarium in Germany last night. A devastated general manager of Sea Life said “He won all our hearts, and we will sorely miss him.”  The body will remain in cold storage until they work out a fitting send off for the lovable 8 legged rogue.

Psst I hope his tentacles don’t end up on eBay!

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Last Place He Would Look

Oh my goodness, when Frances Rodriguez’s hubby reported his wife  missing he had no idea she was dead under a pile of laundry. Mr Rodriguez reported his 60 year old wife missing some 14 hours after he first noticed her gone. It was only after returning home from work did he become really concerned and rang the police. When the cops arrived they traced her movements. Eventually a  policeman finally noticed a foot sticking out of a pile of clothes on the bedroom floor. Seems Mrs Rodriguez died of natural causes after collapsing into a rack of clothes. She had been dead a few days.

Psst Typical male, didn’t look very hard!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!