Attention Nebraskian men, if you are going to push your wife on the bed and rub a sandwich in her face , that’s a five day jailing right there. Evidently he was pissed at her for making him live in the country. No word on what kind of sandwich it was.
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OK, here’s the thing drunk Oregon man, going into an Nebraska police station and asking for blackjack chips is one thing but coming back again, that’s a night in the cell!!! The 21 year old, who registered three times over the state’s legal limit, was so blottoed he kept thinking the station was a casino. In the end they threw him into a cell to sober him up but he wasn’t charged. Guess the chips were down!
It just goes to show no matter how much you think your 9ft red-tailed boa loves you they are still wild animals. Nebraskan man Corey Byrne was playing with his pet snake when he placed it around his shoulders and it suddenly wrapped itself around his neck, strangling him. Sadly, by the time a rescue crew arrived he was no longer breathing and was pronounced dead a short time later.
Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez is in a lot of trouble. Not only is he accused of raping a 14 year old girl, he is also accused of stealing a 300 year old painting of the Virgin Mary to fund the girl’s abortion. Oh yeah, when Aurelio discovered the girl was pregnant he devised a plan to steal the painting and take the girl to Mexico. Hmm, it would have worked had he not got caught ! Aurelio from Nebraska has pleaded no contest and is staring down the barrel of a 70 year jail sentence (hmm, had he married her he still would have got a life sentence!).
Psst The girl eventually had the baby.