We all know the perils of running with scissors but a Chinese schoolboy learnt that running with chopsticks can have a similar outcome. The hungry boy had just bought a bowl of noodles from a vendor and was running across the road when boom, he was hit by a car and the steel chopsticks went straight into his neck. Ouch.
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How to deactivate a cat my ass. My cat would have ripped my friggin arm off , had me in a head lock and removed my spleen before I could put a friggin mega clip on the back of its neck. Cats are the devil’s henchmen for crying out loud. Why doesn’t anyone see !!!!!
Egads, a Kansas cop is one brave friggin dude after he pried a woman from the jaws of a 8ft (2.4m) pet python. Chrystal Wilson had just let her albino snake out of its cage for a feeding when it decided she was good enough to eat and clasped its jaws on the side of her neck. Terrific! A child in the house quickly rang police and officer Max Bryant came to the rescue. He grabbed the python’s nose and jaw and prised its mouth open before the snake went in for the killing crush . Dude you deserve a medal. Oh wait, you have been nominated for a bravery award. Well done. As for Ms Wilson, she has been fined for harboring the animal. Might want to sleep with one eye open!!!!
You know what would really hurt? Having a toilet paper holder impaled in your neck. Just ask the 69 year old woman from Dallas who had a history of knee trouble before she slipped and fell right onto one. Rescuers later removed the holder and the paper which was still attached to it from her neck before carting her to hospital for stitches.
When a man from Wodonga in Victoria hopped into bed his wife wanted to know why there was blood spurting from his neck all over the clean sheets. The man then admitted he had been in a fight but had no idea he had been injured. When the paramedics arrived they broke the bad news to him, a blade had broken off in his neck and it was millimeters from his spine. Now there’s a very slow ride to the Royal Melbourne hospital.