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X-Factor

Bless me, Father, for I have…

Just heard Simon Cowell has moved to a new 30 mil abode near Pope Francis’s holiday digs. That could be quite the clash, one who believes in God and one who believes he is. At least it will be easier to get a private audience with the Pope, just jump the fence.

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Special Delivery

dumbassBummer. An Iowa woman has been charged with harassment  after sending a surprise parcel of cow poop to her neighbour because they complained about her dogs barking. Oh and if by some chance you were wondering how she did it, she ordered the offensive faeces from poopsenders.com who can arrange parcels of cow, gorilla or elephant poop to be delivered through the United States Postal Service. Good to know.

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