The little Dutch town of Jelsum, that installed the world’s first musical road, want it removed. Yep, messing with their heads. The tune is played when cars drive over the strategically placed strips on the side of the road. Their song of choice was the anthem of Friesland. The locals are now bitching that the song is constantly playing day and night.
It didn’t take long for this feline to discover there were kitty drugs in this Netherlands pet supply store. When staff went to the catnip aisle they found a random cat writhing in ecstasy over their toys. Well played kitty. The embarrassed owner eventually carted the drugged up puss home.
Hmm, how do police discover an illegal marijuana farm growing in a housing estate in the Netherlands during winter?
Note to owners, don’t direct the lamps at the roof.
Either the justice system in the Netherlands really sucks or the Dutch are just a bunch of law abiding citizens because they just closed 8 prisons due to lack of criminals. Hmm, that’s because they are all smoking weed at the local cafes.
A Dutch government official has suggested if people want to save money on their water bills they should pee in the shower. Yes, Bert Wassink who is a regular shower pisser says “If you combine showers and peeing, you save a lot of water and money, so why not?”
Psst Might want to avoid going swimming in his pool!!!!
Is that room service?
Want a amicable divorce , go to the Netherlands. An entrepreneur has set up a chain of divorce hotels, where you can rid yourself of your spouse in luxury. Separate rooms of course. The hotel offers a set of divorce papers in your hands within three days and also provides lawyers, mediators and psychologists.That mini bar better be stocked!!!