Sure, but can you wait here while I remove it?
Seriously dude, is shoving 100 bags of heroin up your butt really worth it? A New Jersey gang member was found to be concealing the drugs after being arrested for outstanding traffic warrants. The heroin had a street value of only $1,000. I pity the fool who would have got one of those bags!!!!
Psst Why don’t they friggin duct tape it under the car…. sheez
The Virgin Mary has appeared on a tree in New York forcing police to cordon off the area, as people flock to leave flowers and candles.
Psst Hmm, seems she has a inny belly button!!!
A family who rented a house in Toms Landing, New jersey, want their money back because it is friggin haunted!!!And by haunted I mean the usual lights flickering, strange voices and the occasional door slam. Sometimes they claim they would return home to find their clothes chucked across the floor. The final straw came when the couple were watching TV in bed and the sheets were suddenly whipped off them. Hmm, Paranormal Activity much? The landlord ain’t buying it, he believes the family are just trying to skip out on the 1 year lease.
Psst By the way, all of the Amityville Horror movies were filmed in Toms Landing. Boo!
You know sometimes it’s just better to lie. Take the woman from New Jersey who told police she had been carjacked. Far better she said that, than tell them her car had crashed because she was having sex with a complete stranger she had picked up from the side of the road.
Bravo Conneran family
A family who made a nude snow woman outside their house were told to cover it up by police. The Venus de Miloesque creation obviously upset someone because police told Maria Conneran and her family they had received a complaint about the snow woman’s breasts. Dear god is there such a thing as snowman porn?
We have a winner. And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to a drunk New Jersey man who called 911 claiming he had been kidnapped…. while he was in the back of a police car.