When a New Mexico woman goes on her morning run part of her ritual is to poop next to some poor guys house. Hell yes, he has the video to prove it. Hmm, that’s some nasty skidmarks right there. The man, who set up the security camera, is not only mortified that she drops her daks near his house but that she doesn’t bother to wipe her butt either. He called her a “bad human”. So far no one has been able to identify the culprit.
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Oh for crying out loud, three men have been arrested after they stole a dozen rolls of toilet paper from a New Mexico restaurant. Not to worry, the rolls were returned to their rightful place.
OMG, a woman from Las Cruces in New Mexico has been found living with over 170 feral rats, all about the size of a 5 month old kittens. Pets people, pets! The rat hole was discovered when Debbie Martin called an ambulance and had to be extracted from the house via a window because the stench was too overwhelming. Evidently the rats had taken over the house, chewing on cupboards and furniture while Ms Martin threw them food. Animal control officers later removed over 170 rats but believe there could be twice that many still hiding in there. Fur and skeletal remains of two dogs were found, believed to have been eaten by the rats.
Psst I bet she slept with one eye open!
2nd Psst I wonder if she had names for them all?
Oh dear god, no,no,no. Please don’t do this. A funeral home in New Mexico is alleged to have sent a family their grandmother’s brain in a bag, along with her personal belongings after she died. The family unearthed the horror after smelling a foul odor coming from the bag sent to them by the DeVargas Funeral Home and Crematory. Evidently one of the relatives had left the bag inside a truck overnight not realising it was labelled with her name and the word “brain” on it. The funeral home deny any wrong doing blaming the grisly mistake on someone else. The family are now suing.
OK, don’t anyone tell the World Health Organization for goodness sakes but an 8 year old boy from Albuquerque, New Mexico, has died from…wait for it…bubonic plague. Ewh, that’s right, them fleas have been biting again. The boy’s sister is also sick with the infectious disease. So if you get the chills, diarrhea, headaches and swollen lymph nodes chances are you either have the plague or Swine Flu.