In some weird way this is awesome. A dude in New York, with a special designed clear plastic suit, is going to wear every piece of rubbish he creates over the next 30 days.
Ever wanted to take a dump in an 18-karat gold toilet? Friday is your chance loons. Yep, the Guggenheim Museum in New York has installed a gold toilet in the public toilets. The fully functional loo was designed by Italian sculptor Maurizio Cattelan.
This is how the museum announced it….
“Its participatory nature, in which viewers are invited to make use of the fixture individually and privately, allows for an experience of unprecedented intimacy with a work of art,”
What is worse than Donald Trump’s hair? Hmm, how’s about naked Donald Trump statues. Dear lord. A Cleveland artist is responsible for the life size Trump sculptures that have popped up in around New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle and Cleveland. Some things can’t be unseen.
Psst : The plaques on the statues read “The Emperor has no balls”.
Oh bless, the old “make my own license plate number” trick. A woman from New York thought she had successfully fooled the cops when she got out her colouring pens and whipped up a NY plate for her uninsured car. Unfortunately a sharp eyed office spied the ruse. Hmmm, I wonder if she will be making them where she’s going?
Oh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.
Oh no, what are the odds that at the exact time you were having your 16th birthday party, a shower of feces rains down on you? Jacinta and 40 guests were merrily celebrating the big event in their New York backyard when they looked up into the sky and no, it’s not a bird , no it’s not Superman…..but five friggin planes. The likelihood is one of the those planes decided to dump their motherload of sh*t onto them. The father was just grateful they had finished eating the birthday cake minutes before the brown shower.
OK loons, this is what I don’t understand, how can you carry $61,000 of heroin in your undies, without them dragging along the ground? Seriously, drug smugglers must have some awesome super strength secrets in their lingerie. Anywho , one Colombian dude wasn’t snug enough to outsmart New York customs. See ya.