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Nicholas Cage’s Eccentric Eating Habits

Nicholas Cage professes to only eating animals which he thinks have sex the right way. In Cage’s world fish and chicken have dignified sex, but pigs? Hmm, not so much!  Okie dokie, so how’s about explaining why you ate the real cockroach in Vampire’s Kiss then?

Psst Dear god, if I had to think about how an animal had sex, before eating my food, I’d be a vegetarian or really , really kinky!!!

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You Know Jack!

Worst movie ever is KnowingHow bad was Nicholas Cage in Knowing! No seriously, how friggin bad? I am never going to get that friggin hour and a half back thank you very much!!!! Unfrigginbelievable.

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