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The Nicotine Made Me Do It

If you haven’t had a cigarette in 2 days  do you ring 911 and say a) you have witnessed a murder b) you’ve been stabbed c) I saw a woman get killed and buried or d) all of the above?  Alex Baker, who rang the Tennessee police three times, blamed his bad behavior on a nicotine fit. Dude just friggin smoke, jail ain’t worth it.

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Friggin Nicotine Patches!

The alternative

OK, here’s the thing mister, applying over 20 nicotine patches ain’t gonna make you quit any faster.A Canadian man is recovering in hospital after he locked himself in a restaurant bathroom and whacked on over 20 nicotine patches to his body. Emergency services were called to coax the man out because they were unsure what affects the patches would have on his health.

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