A Nigerian drug smuggler has been caught at the Geneva border with 1.7kg of cocaine in his tummy. You would have to be committed! Border guards were shocked when they X-rayed the man and found his stomach contained 123 cocaine filled condoms (18 feet if you stretched it out). Don’t worry yourselves loons, each condom was coated with wax to make the swallowing easier.Geez, he so much as farts he dies! I hope they gave the man a laxative because if he got constipated…kaboom!