Like the good loon I have been steering myself clear of writing about the upcoming nuptials of Prince Harry and the TV actress. BUT, in light of her daddy having the paparazzi follow him around Mexico to take the worst staged shots I have ever seen, I can’t help myself any longer. Are you really sure Harry?REALLY? You have a few days to make a run for it. I’m not sure you really want to add this branch to your family tree. Daddy has now bailed, brother is persona non grata, her ex-besties haven’t got a nice word, her mum is hiding in the shadows and well, it all seems like a mess. To top it all off, the relis who haven’t been invited have hopped over the Atlantic to be guest commentators on various tv networks. Move over Geordie Shore, the Markles are in town.
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I usually don’t like posting long Youtube clips but this is so friggin hilarious I just simply had to. We begin this rant after 3 and a half hours of some poor customer being given the “please hold” ….”I will just transfer you through to someone who can help” ….. and the “Michelle” runaround. WARNING Language gets progressively worse as runaround continues…..
OMG, how does your husband play? American golf pro Kevin Na has won a title no professional golfer would ever want…carding the worse hole in the history of the Texas Open. Dude got a 16 on one hole after taking a painstaking 20 minutes to complete. If you were thinking this was bad, John Daly holds the all time record with a 18 on a par five in 1998.
OMG, whilst I’m on the theme of Armageddon, farmers in rural Victoria have unearthed beds of locust eggs some 15m long. Plague! Plague! Plague! So far the Department of Primary Industries has had 430 reports of locust egg beds.If they hatch it will be a second generation locust nightmare. The area is only just recovering from the initial plague. So why hasn’t Hollywood got wind of this?