Tag Archives: no drugs

Lions and Tigers and Zombies , Oh My.

Remember the dude who ate the face off the homeless guy after taking bath salts? Yeah well about that. Seems the toxicology results are in and …oh no…he had only marijuana in his system. Run!!!!

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Welcome To Darwin

Whoopsie, the Darwin customs officers would like to apologize to the man who spent three nights in jail for bringing friggin shampoo and conditioner into Australia. Neil Parry was arrested at the Darwin Airport on Friday after a test of his toiletries indicated it contained 1.6 kg of MDMA (aka Ecstasy). $10,000 surety, a search of his boat and his mates houses later, it was discovered it was all a big boo-boo. Awkward.

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Filed under How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!