Tag Archives: no pilots licence

You Just Can’t Get Real Pilots These Days

OK, he really isn't a pilot but so far so good!

Just when you thought it was safe to fly, a Swedish man has been arrested in Amsterdam as he was about to fly his 101 passengers to Turkey. Problem? He didn’t have a friggin pilot’s licence. OK, he had flown small planes before but not friggin Boeings. Turkey’s Corendon Airlines said WTF he had been flying with them for 2 years and had no idea he had used false papers. Hmm, well he seemed to doing a fine job despite not knowing WTF he was doing!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Jet Pack Anyone?

OK, here’s hoping this is a friggin hoax. A New Zealand company are planning to sell a commercial jet pack capably of flying more than a mile high in the air and at maximum speeds of 60mph. Oh and here’s the clincher, you won’t need a pilot’s licence because it weighs less than 115kg. Dear god, what could possibly go wrong? Martin Aircraft Company, located in Christchurch, plan  to make 500 jet packs a year. Great, now we got another place we have to look…up!


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never