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Might Want To Cross Your Legs

Want to visit the $580 million 9/11 memorial at Ground Zero in New York? Hmm, I suggest you go to the toilet beforehand because there ain’t none there. Yes sirree, they spent millions on the memorial but not  a cent on loos. The nearest amenity will be at a department store around the corner. Due to lack of toilet facilities  public schools will not be able to visit the memorial. OMG and it features cascading water!!! The sound, make it stop, make it stop!!!!!!

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Um, About the Toilets!

Happy place...happy place

Picture this… being on a cruise ship with  4,465 other  passengers and not one friggin flushing toilet. Dear god, 4465 you say? The horror cruise began with a fire in the engine room and a little evacuation of passengers to the upper decks….BUT then the 4,466 passengers discovered, that despite the emergency generator being cranked up, there was no aircon, hot food or place to crap.  Dear god, I think I would have to hang my butt over the edge, I don’t cross my legs or clench my butt cheeks for no one. Anywho, the good news is a tugboat is heading to the Carnival Splendor (which is about 150 miles south of San Diego) to tow it and the hot, hungry and full bladdered passengers back to civilization.

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Woman Forced To Wear Adult Diapers

Woman sues for having to wear adult diapersOMG a woman in Pennsylvania has been awarded $150,000 in a discrimination suit because she was forced to wear diapers ( nope, she wasn’t a NASA astronaut!) due to lack of toilets. Lisa Drozdowski was working for Danella Construction Corp as a flagger but was denied  a portable toilet. Instead she had to resort to wearing adult diapers because the nearest toilet was friggin miles away and by the time she got there she had usually pissed herself. After she complained about the situation the company stopped giving her anymore laborers positions. Ms Drozdowski will share the payout with four other female employees who were all in the same boat.

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