Tag Archives: Norfolk

Friggin Oompa-Loompas

Two Oompa-Loompas attack manAttention good folk of Norfolk in England, be on the look out for two nasty Oompa-Loompas. Seems these Willy Wonka wannabes attacked a man and left him with two black eyes and cuts to his face. Police describe them as having painted orange faces, green hair and wearing hoop tops. Friggin giant chewy nerds.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

What’s That You’re Saying?

Want a piece of history? Well, for around $7,500 you can have Sir  Winston Churchill’s spare set of dentures. Yep sirree, Sir Winston Churchill’s lisp correcting  false teeth are going up for auction in Norfolk.


Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never

Landlady Found In Pub Freezer

Ewh, Becky Thorpe the landlady missing since March 14th has been found dead in her county pub freezer. Despite her sudden disappearance, staff kept Compasses in Snettisham, Norfolk, open unaware she was right there in the freezer located in the outbuilding. The pub , which is only a few miles from the Queen’s estate at Sandringham, flew the flag at half mast while locals left floral tributes. Police had to wait for the body to defrost before a postmortem could be carried out. Meanwhile Ms Thorpe’s boyfriend, Mike Tucker, has been charged with her murder. No word on whether pub food was also stored in the freezer at the time.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, Well I Never

Friggin Turtle Farts!

Stand back, I am about to let rip!

OMG, did you know turtles fart? Hmm, evidently they do and if you give them brussel sprouts well, stand back it could get ugly. This according to the staff at the Great Yarmouth Sea Life Centre in Norfolk who feed their turtles brussel sprouts over the festive season as a healthy treat. Unfortunately, with brussels sprouts comes flatulence, and their farts can produce gassy bubbles which then set off the overflow alarms at all ungodly times of the night. So anywho this year the tanks will be partially emptied to accommodate the farting . George the 3ft green turtle is one of their main culprits but staff say he has been keeping his flatulence bubbles to a minimum so far.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!