You know what I hate? When you are going out on a first date and you accidentally shoot yourself with your gun. I really friggin hate that. The couple from North Carolina had just finished a meal when the guy got into his car and kaboom, right through his leg.
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Why is it I never find cool stuff in the crap I buy? Some woman in North Carolina found a live grenade in the drawer of an antique sewing machine she purchased. Yes indeedy, the Seymour Johnson Air force Base Explosive Ordnance Disposal Unit were called in and they confirmed it was a live German grenade from WWI.
OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t go exposing yourself at a North Carolina fast food joint just because they ran out of chicken legs, have you no pride? Hmm, it’s been alleged that Jason Gross, who was a passenger in car, slowly flashed his penis at a drive thru worker after being told they had no more chicken legs. The employee said Mr Gross swore at her then declared he had a “leg for you” before slowly revealing his genitals. Hmm, she then went on to say “It’s going to be forever ingrained in my head.” Ain’t that the truth!
Sheez, mother nature isn’t finished with us yet. The US has just had 62 tornadoes sweep through the southern states killing up to 44 people.North Carolina, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Virginia have all been in the firing line of the storms and its fury. Thoughts and prayers are with those who have lost their homes and/or their loved ones.
There are two things wrong with this story a) why the hell would anyone have a picture of themselves on a t-shirt and b) who would leave it at the scene of a crime? Hmm, ask the dude from North Carolina, who allegedly, as he fled the scene of a break-in, accidentally dropped a tee, with his face on it, from his getaway car. Seriously mister, you suck at this.
Dude the art of fooling the public is to at least make your video of Bigfoot look real! Thomas Byers, a North Carolina man, claims he filmed Bigfoot
shuffling across Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County on Wednesday night . Anywho, he managed to shoot a horrendously grainy, out of focus 5 sec grab of the illusive beast and post it on Youtube. He claims and I quote “One thing I know is the smell of it was horrid. It smelled like a cross between road kill and a skunk. And it did not like the fact that I was there on the road with it. In the video you can hear it snarl or growl at me as it crosses the road.” Come on loons what’s the verdict ….attention whore?